Stubby News: 1/26

-Busch Gardens Africa in Tampa Bay, FL, is officially the state’s safest park reporting no ‘significant injuries’ in the 2008 season.  This is compared to 30 reported injuries at Walt Disney World and 6 at Universal Studios. Of course, maybe BGA defines a ‘significant injury’ as an amputation or something, in which case the park would rival Un-PC Park in terms of injuries!

Rumble!-Discovery Cove in Florida is offering guests special Valentine’s Day packages highlighted by a bottlenose dolphin serving up a personalized love note to one’s significant other. Let’s just hope their partner doesn’t fall for Flipper instead.

-Finally, while the WWE Royal Rumble occured last night, another rumble was going on at a Chuck E Cheese reseraunt in Manheim, PA over the weekend. Several adults, possibly arguing over which kid gets to go down the roller slide next, broke out into a battle royal leaving two hospitalized, one bloodied, and many embarrased.

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