Main Article: Crapstravaganza Week 9: Winter Waterpark Week
Is it cold where you are right now? It sure as hell is where I am! While the last thing I’d want to do is go to a waterpark in 30 degree weather, it’s always nice to look forward to those summer days when a waterpark seems pretty inviting. This week’s Crapstravaganza features four different waterpark maps, a majority of them being Disney owned parks. Although I’m still not exactly sure why waterparks give out maps other than for the sake of collecting it, I mean what are you going to do, stash it in your pocket while riding the slides?