Crapstravaganza Week 9: Winter Waterpark Week

Main Article: Crapstravaganza Week 9: Winter Waterpark Week Is it cold where you are right now? It sure as hell is where I am! While the last thing I’d want to do is go to a waterpark in 30 degree weather, it’s always nice to look forward to those summer days when a waterpark seems […]

Mountain Creek Unveils New Ride for 2009

Mountain Creek Waterpark in Vernon, NJ has announced their newest slide for thrillseekers to enjoy, Alpine Pipeline. According to a newsletter, riders will take an “exhilarating tandem tube ride through walls of water as you spiral in and out of darkness to the cool splashdown below.” Mountain Creek’s last major addition was in 2003 with […]

Remembering Seaside’s Waterworks

I remember my first waterslide ever; it was this pair of crappy slides that used to reside in Keansburg, NJ. Before Keansburg Amusement Park opened their Runaway Rapids waterpark, a pair of old, wooden supported slides took their place. The two slides utilized mats which you sat on (as opposed to lay flat on like […]