The 5 Most Insane Carnival Rides
Five carnival rides that would have you begging the ride op to stop!
Crapstravaganza Week 7: Souvenirs N’ Stuff
To compliment last week’s Crapstravaganza photo feature, I’ll be bringing out the real park crap this week! This time around the focus will be on theme park shirts, cups, stubs, writbands and tickets that I have amassed through the years. Next week I’ll be getting back to park brochures and maps
Maverick…no not McCain and Palin…
Go to main article: Ride Review: Maverick Maverick; the word makes me think of some cowboy dude spinning a gun around his finger and then shooting some robber in the ass. I also tend to think of John McCain’s skeleton-like smile and Pailin’s sort of hot librarian quality. All of those come before the Maverick […]
Chance Takes no Chances with the Yo-Yo
Uh-oh…looks like One of our most beloved White Trash Carnie Rides, the Yo-Yo, has been recalled by Chance rides. According to an Associated Press article, Chance will be giving ride owners and state regulators kits to test and repair defective rides as well as putting out new maintenance guidelines. “We are pleased to bring that […]
Hang Ten Video
I went to the State Fair Meadowlands on Monday…the holy grail of carnivals. The big trip report will have to wait until mid July since I’m going away, but just to tide you all over I have the Hang Ten video uploaded. It contains offride and onride segments and the original audio is kept in […]