• Event: Middlesex Carnival
  • Location: Middlesex, NJ
  • Date: 4/29/10
  • Primary Ride Operator: Valley Amusements

Finally! The first fair of 2010! I was first tipped off about this carnival back in 2007 or so and have gone on to miss it every year since due to its early date. Also, it’s not exactly a well advertised fair, not even Middlesex Borough’s website mentions it. I’m not even sure who runs the fair to be honest, I just call it the “Middlesex Carnival.”

I arrived at the fair at about 8:10 and parked down one of the side streets across from Mountainview Park, where the fair is held. The fair was situated with concession stands in the front, adult rides behind them, and kiddie rides off to the right. The lineup was…

  • Fireball (Larson)
  • Pharaoh’s Fury
  • Hurricane
  • Spider
  • Scrambler
  • Tilt-a-Whirl
  • Scooters
  • Hy-5 Ferris Wheel
  • Slide
  • A funhouse or two
  • a myriad of kiddie rides
  • a selection of greasy treats stands

Maybe I missed them, but I didn’t see many games grazing the fair. Anyway, the Fireball was most likely the “big” ride of this fair and also commanded a very large line snaking around the left side of the ride. It looked in fairly good condition with a ton of sequenced turbo lights lining the loop, some of which were out but probably 95% were lit (excluding the part under the station platform…but who cares about that anyway?) I noticed the back side of the loop had an orange support while the front had a blue one to match the rides color scheme. Perhaps they replaced it in the off-season and didn’t get a chance to paint it? Nit-picking, nit-picking, I know…

Pharaohs Fury was  the other big ride at this fair and had a constant load of people streaming onto it with no real line. As with the Fireball, this ride looked fairly good with red and blue neon lights going down the supports, a pyramid ornament at the top, and lights along the boat. I never really got the whole Egyptian theme for a swinging ship though.

Just to the right of Fury was an older Hrubetz Hurricane. I actually have a photo of this same ride from 1996 or so and the color scheme and lighting hasn’t changed much at all. The center hub at the top looks like it has newer lights but the sweeps and center support have yellow and green tube lights. I like the tube light look, although the colors could be updated a bit; maybe purple and yellow or something. I also noticed that the panels around the bottom of the ride had names on them like Aimee and others. I’ve seen that before on some rides and, like the Egyptian theme for a swinging ship, never really got it either.

Scrambler was a Big Eli version with long yellow light tubes on each arm along with a red, blue, yellow and green color scheme. It wasn’t exactly a pretty looking ride with those Fisher Price looking colors but it did run fast! The Eyerly Spider on the other hand was a fine looking piece with black sweeps, large yellow bulbs on the undersides of the sweeps and light green florescent tubes on the top. Here the yellow and green did work! The ride ops also managed to load three sets of cars at once; that’ll certainly speed up the loading on a ride like this!

The Scooters, located just to the left of the Scrambler, were your standard portable bumper car affair, not much to say about em’. The Tilt a-Whirl was decent looking with a typical red, yellow and blue color scheme. At the end of one cycle, the ride op burst out of his little operating position, chiding a group of kids for opening the bar before the car had stopped moving.

Before leaving the fair I picked up a bag of zeppolies; $4 got me six wonderfully greasy, overly sugary delectables!

Middlesex Carnival Setup

Sorry there hasn’t been much action around here lately but that’s about to change, my friends, as the carnivals start making the rounds! Seems like the first carnival happening in the area, out of the ones I know about at least, will be a carnival in Middlesex, NJ which I swung by today to check out the build up process. I’d give you a name of the event if I knew it, all I know is that it’ll be running from April 26 – May 1 and is located at Mountainview Park in Middlesex, NJ. Valley Amusements is providing the rides.

Each photo has a little description once you click on it. I’ll have a review of the carnival itself late next week or maybe the week after.

Back, way back in 2008 there was a brand new theme park called Hard Rock Park. It had attractions like the B&M designed Led Zeppelin: The Ride, uh…some other roller coaster, and some magic mushroom themed Huss Airboat. Hard Rock Park officials aimed to have millions of visitors the first season; they got like 39 or so. With that, Hard Rock Park closed for the season, and never reopened.

Luckily the park was purchased in 2009, saving the rides from being auctioned, sold, or scrapped. Freestyle Music Park opened in 2009 and had  basically the same attractions as Hard Rock Park only with different names. For example Led Zeppelin: The Ride was renamed Generic B&M Looper…err, I mean The Time Machine (nice logo though!) The park had new life breathed into it, ready to entertain guests for generations to come.

Well guess what…Freestyle Music Park will not reopen in 2010.

According to The Sun News, Freestyle Music Park had inherited a nice fat $570,000 debt left by the previous owners (aka the flop that was Hard Rock Park) and had until…well, two days ago to pay it back. Needless to say the moneys were not paid back by the deadline. There was no comment by FPI MB Entertainment, the owner of the park, due to a non-disclosure agreement with investors.

So…heh, that was quick; I expected Freestyle Music Park to last at least two years! Also I think whoever looks into purchasing the park next should get some researchers in there to make sure that the whole place wasn’t erected over some Indian burial ground. However, there is a silver lining; if the park ever opens again as another entity, coaster point whores will get THREE, count that 3, points for one coaster! How sweet is that?!

Anyway, I hope the news gets to all the families looking to visit the park or else we’ll see this type of scene play out quite a lot in 2010! Possibly with the moose replaced by Ace Frehley, and the “two weeks” changed to ‘indefinitely.’

Click here for the 2013 list!

It’s that time of the year again! Here’s a list of medium to large fairs and carnivals in and around New Jersey for 2010. If you know about a medium to large carnival (ie. with adult thrill rides and not just kiddie rides/inflatable attractions) that isn’t listed here that’s within the area, please drop a comment about it and I’ll try to add it. I’ve also added a map this time with the fairs plotted out so that you can quickly get directions if you plan on checking it out. This list will be updated throughout the spring and summer, so make sure to check back!

New Jersey

Southern New York

Eastern Pennsylvania

WikiVandal: Coasters

I had a section back when The DoD3 was just an aimless site trying to figure out what it wanted to be when it grew up called WikiVandal; it basically showcased stupid Wikipedia vandalisms for the sake of laughing at the expense of the vandal’s idiocy. Considering that coasters and amusement parks are riddled with frothing fanboys, I thought it would make a good topic for a re-vamped WikiVandal section!

Today we’re going to take a look into the world of internet coaster fanboys by checking out the ‘history’ section of select roller coaster articles, looking for the not-so-elusive “reverted vandalism by…” tag. Now let me say that I don’t condone vandalizing Wikipedia and that I won’t be featuring vandalisms written from today (March, 16, 2010) on. So if you’re thinking about vandalizing to get into a future WikiVandal installation, it’s not happening! Plus, 99% of the vandalisms are caught within minutes, if not immediately by the Wiki bots.

Ok, where to start. What coaster has a ton of critics and an equally large number of fanboys? How about…

Case 1: Millennium Force

I honestly can’t think of another ride that garners more flame wars between fanboys. Some absolutely love the coaster for its height, drop, overbanked turns, etc; while some revile it for having a boring layout, too many straight sections, a bad name, etc. Let’s see what those vandals say!

Exhibit A
Notes: Um…ok. This vandal obviously tried to profess their love by posting their declaration on a Wikipedia article about a coaster…very romantic. You know, those screwed up HTML elements won’t win her heart, I’ll tell you that much.

Exhibit B
Notes: See that? Not all vandals are out to defame the ride! This vandal obviously adores Millennium Force and wants everyone to know that even with a 5 hour line, the ride is worth every one of those 300 minutes lost!

Exhibit C
Notes: Let’s see…world records. Largest drop…mmm hmm…yes, first elevator lift…and…oh! First ride to kill 2 consecutive people in a row! Wow, that’s not only a grim stat, it’s also redundant!

Ok, that’s enough with Millennium Force. There’s probably enough material there to fill this entire post and then some. I’d be willing to bet that some of the hostile vandals may pledge their allegiance to…

Case 2: Kingda Ka
WikiVandal: Coasters