It’s been a pretty slow week around here at the DoD3. I’ve been busy with other obligations and focusing more on this site’s search engine visibility, plus a bit of writers block! But alas, the weekend is here and so is another installment of the Theme Park Crapstravaganza! To make up for the lack of articles this past week, I’ll pull out arguably the best park map I have, a vintage 1983 Epcot Center park map. Unlike the previous Epcot park map, this one is lovingly kept in a plastic bag and put in a place where it won’t get crushed or ripped.
The cover, which is made from cardboard, features an awesomely 80s design with bright retro-tastic colors. The cover simply proclaims “Walt Disney World Epcot Center.” Back then the name was EPCOT Center, with EPCOT being an acronym for “Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow.” Today, the park is simply known as ‘Epcot’ with the acronym notation as well as ‘Center’ being dropped.
- Two Future World pavilions, Living Seas and Wonders of Life, were not around in 83.
- Horizons was there but still under construction.
- In World Showcase, the Norway and Morocco pavilions have not been built yet.
Let’s check out the attraction pages next…
The next two pages feature information about the Future World pavilions. On this one we have Spaceship Earth and Communicore, later renamed to Innoventions. If you check out the Communicore East attractions list, you’ll see that Astuter Computer Revue is listed. This attraction is most known for being the first Epcot attraction to get the axe, being removed two years after the park’s opening. According to WaltDatedWorld, the show featured Ken Jennings (not Ken Jennings of Jeopardy fame!) singing about the computers that ran Epcot while dancing around. In the link is a photo from the show featuring Jennings dancing around like an idiot, surely a site not to miss.Also, here’s the full song from the show…if you dare to listen…
All right, page two! This one features all of the pavilions that surround Communicore and Spaceship Earth. First up is Universe of Energy, which at this time did NOT feature Ellen’s Energy Adventure, but rather just ‘Universe of Energy.’ I have heard from a few places that it was a bit boring, and of course I’ve heard the opposite. One thing is similar though in that both attractions had the famous ‘Dinorama’ segment where the theatre moves through a primeval mock up.Next is World of Motion, a journey through the advances in transportation, starting with the wheel and ending with futuristic cars. World of Motion closed in 1996 and was re-opened in 1999 as Test Track.
Underneath is Journey into Imagination, which had just opened in 1983 after being standing but not operating in 1982. The pavilion featured the Journey into Imagination dark ride, ImageWorks; which resided up in the pyramids; and Magic Journeys, a 3D show. In 1986, Magic Journeys was replaced with Captain EO, featuring none other than Whacko Jacko, er, Michael Jackson; in 1994, Captain EO became Honey I Shrunk the Audience and continues to this day, begging to be upgraded.
Next is The Land, which featured Listen to the Land, now called Living with the Land; Symbiosis, now known as Circle of Life: An Environmental Fable; and Kitchen Kaberet which was replaced by Food Rocks in 1994, which itself replaced by Soarin’ in 2005.
And last but not least is Odyssey Restaurant, which actually operated in 1983! Today, Odyssey is just that funky closed building that sits between the Mexico pavilion of World Showcase and Test Track. I think it only opens for special occasions now; if anyone knows some info about Odyssey (or has photos inside/outside!) drop a comment! All I know is that if I ever have the means to hire an architect to build a house, I want it to look like Odyssey in all its cheesy 80s ultramodern goodness!
What’s a World’s Fair without some countries represented? At one point Epcot was disregarded as just a World’s Fair type of park, but now since World’s Fairs never happen anymore, I’m glad it’s (allegedly) modeled after one!
First the Mexico pavilion which sat largely unchanged until 2004 or so. Outside, the Mexico pavilion is simply a mock up of an Aztec temple; inside, the pavilion is themed to a small Mexican city square at night complete with restaurants, vendors and even a boat ride. If you spent a bit of time inside the pavilion, it’s not uncommon to walk out and be shocked that it’s still daylight out since Disney did a good job with the theming inside.
Next is China, which again hasn’t been changed a whole lot. They did update the Wonders of China movie, turning it into Reflections of China, and added in some restaurants.
The Germany and Italy pavilions, aside from a few shop/restaurant changes are the same.
First up on this page is The American Adventure, which still features the American Adventure animatronic show and a restaurant. I believe American Adventure and Mexico are the two pavilions that have no notable outside areas.
Japan is next, which according to Wikipedia, was slated to have some attractions but all were scrapped before opening. Apparently they even went as far as to build a Circle-Vision theater which was left unused. Now it simply has dining, street shows, and shops.
The next world locale is France featuring Impressions de France as the main attraction in 1983, a show that continues to run to this day. The pavilion also has a replica of the Eiffel Tower (a requrement for any French themed place) some shops and dining.
United Kingdom is kind of a weird pavilion as it resides around the main path, as opposed to an offshoot from the main path. The pavilion was and still is all dining and shops with some small shows.
Finally there’s Canada, with its attraction O’Canada, a Circle-Vision film. It also had the Le Cellier restaurant, which is still around today, which has some great food!
I think this is one of my favorite pages of this brochure. It shows all of the Walt Disney World properties in 1983. It was only Magic Kingdom,EPCOT Center, River Country, Contemporary Resort, Polynesian Resort, Fort Wilderness and Discovery Island. I can’t even list all of the properties in Disney World today…
The last page of the park map is the backside of the cardboard wheel featured on page three. It’s just a big ad for Kodak using the wheel to show the features of their cameras. Just look at all those old boxy cameras!
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